fun with acrostics (TRAPO)

Tanan su-ok sa showroom amo nang gipangita
Refrigerator, dishwasher, basurahan, cupboards pero wala
Asa pa man intawn ka namo kuykuyon nga posible kang makita?
Pastilan kung na-flush ka sa bowl, mano wa mn ka magsaba?
O, trapo, texti tawn ko aron ko mahiluna.

Heartily dedicated to that piece of cloth we always used in washing the floor which mysteriously vanished that night... Wherever you are... we somehow miss you...